if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting
And yet, the requirement is still valid.
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
"driver roll up the partition please"
"I don’t need you seeing yonce on her knees"
"took 45 minutes to get all dressed up"
"we ain’t even gonna make it to this club"
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
boyfriend: babe come over my parents aren’t home
me: i can’t i have band
boyfriend: wait shit we had band