optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
Dan Howell
(via suspend)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

our-amazing-world:

Chiang Mai Yii Peng Amazing World beautiful amazing

our-amazing-world:

Chiang Mai Yii Peng Amazing World beautiful amazing

carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

shoot-me-down-on-the-roof:

dean-and-samwinchester:

yj-lover:

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Somewhere the writers are giggling themselves to sleep

Dean Winchester knows about a gay bar in Miami I’m not saying gay but gay

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly

life-of-beyonce:

"driver roll up the partition please"

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"I don’t need you seeing yonce on her knees"

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"took 45 minutes to get all dressed up"

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"we ain’t even gonna make it to this club"

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

james-catsby:

boyfriend: babe come over my parents aren’t home

me: i can’t i have band

boyfriend: wait shit we had band

captainswaan:

"I’m not alone. I have a lot of people that love me."