mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

dorkmisha:

sassyscottishqueenofhell:

Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.

NO

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

itsjustjensen:

@ Like father…

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

  • baby: w...w...w..
  • mom: water? wash? what?
  • baby: w....w-we....Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now...
  • Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation, this chamber has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way...
imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

colinschest:

captain—kitten:

(I just really needed this on my blog. For reasons.)